Could it be the translators of our ancient Chinese dirty old man, AKA the Chinkanator, pulled one of their early sinos-infections on the patriarchy by intentionally misintrprteing minus to plus?
What if Chinkanator’s advice on this topic was half your age minus seven? Wouldn’ that make more sense?
I’m fixing to do some more research to determine once and for all whether or not I can get to the bottom of this. Buckle up and batten down the hatches amigos mios. This is sure to get bumpy.