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Last night we had a malor-league windstorm. i mean, i opened the door at about 8:30 PM dressed to finish my walk, and was greeted by a noise like a freight train. The biblical ”mighty rushing wind”.. i didnt go, and while i hate to be a wimp, that was no more than prudent. Huge, still-green pines and other skyscraper trees were down across our lane this morning. My BMD and our new factotum spent all day clearing them.
No cable TV this morning, no Alexa-generated music this afternoon. Our landlines are out. No, the slender thread I’m yanking to find out that Bygone has agreed to ban Russian oil, and to speak here with you, my dear interlocutors, is ”LTE”. It’s the reason my IPad, alone of all its ilk, is working.
We do still have electricity, thank god, because without that the furnace wont work. and we expect snow tonight. But communications are knocked out.
Still, i feel confident that it will all come back at any moment.
Imagine how we would feel if we knew the failure was the result of an enemy cyber attack.
Dear readers, join me in praying—or hoping, willing, whatever you think may be efficacious—that we are not about to find out.
https://www.c4isrnet.com/electronic-warfare/2020/08/10/changes-to-electronic-warfare-document-impacts-all-us-service-branches/
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https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a15227656/pentagon-document-confirms-existence-of-russian-doomsday-torpedo/
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https://www.dhs.gov/news/2020/09/03/dhs-combats-potential-electromagnetic-pulse-emp-attack
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Open the 3rd link first unless ignorance is bliss.
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An EMP attack was what kept the ‘Planners’ in my beloved Corps up at night.
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Could you imagine an America the first day after welfare checks cease to be issued due to EMP attack/s?
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I am seriously considering getting a generator at some point, but then I ask myself. If the power grid goes for a long period of time, do I really want to stay here? A generator costs about 5000. During a short, relatively minor power outage, driving a bit and staying in a hotel for a few days is a much cheaper option. If the power goes out for a really long time, would staying be the right choice, or even a choice at all? I don’t know. Some things, you can’t know until it’s too late.
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I wrote an OP for L! about “Preppers.”
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I am sorry, I missed that one. My understanding is, that if the power goes out for a long period of time, the running water, if there is any, will start to become toxic? And a generator won’t stop that. Also, I have gas heat. Would gas continue to be delivered to my house through city pipes, or is that another problem the generator can’t fix?
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Join me on my farm 1 week’s march from here?
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Can you butcher a piglet?
That can be a handy skill.
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Thank you so much, Simon. If it comes to it, and I can snag a plane to Thailand, I would love to join you on your farm. Thank you 🙂
One concern, though: if hell breaks loose, China will take over, or try to take over, most of Asia, won’t they? Including Thailand, right? This gives me pause, but you know the situation much better than I do.
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Do you have a green thumb?
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LOL 🙂 An old friend used to call me, “The Black Thumb.” I have killed every plant I have ever owned. I wish this were not the case, but there are other things I can do!
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Are you an Intellectual?
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NO! I am against intellectuals.
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Good girl krap
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Can you hike through tropical mountain jungle for a week or so?
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Yes, I believe that I can. I have never actually done it, but seriously: I think I could probably could.
I once hiked 26 miles in two days in Alaska. The temperature was around 50 degrees? It was awful, and it was the first real hike I ever went on, but the good thing about it was, everything after was so easy. When I lived in Hawaii, a guy there took me on a hike that was only for a couple of miles in the tropical mountain jungle. He kept warning me about how difficult it would be, and he seemed skeptical about whether I could do it, but I did it with ease. That hike in Alaska prepared me. 🙂
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What would you eat during that week?
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Whatever you tell me to eat. You understand how to survive in the jungle far better than I do: I would follow your commands 🙂
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Would you prefer to sleep on or off the ground?
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I don’t know. Again, I would bow to your superior wisdom.
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Do you have a special affinity for snakes?
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No. No, I do not.
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Maybe off the ground then?
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Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
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How would you manage that for a week?
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I can sleep anywhere. I am thinking, I would have a backpack with some kind of hammock in it? No worries: sleep is one thing I can virtually always do, and can always do when I am truly tired. Just tie up a hammock to some tree branches, right?
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Up 2 U, your committee, leader?
Will you be traveling alone during this time?
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I am not going anywhere alone. You said “join me on my farm.” I am ok with joining you on your farm, but now you are sending me into the jungle on my own! How did we get here? I feel like you are moving the goal posts, lol 🙂
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If the shit hits the fan I will not have the luxury of hanging in Chiang Rai until you get here.
You said Alaska had prepared you to hike or have I lost that bubble as well?
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I can totally hike. It’s hiking by myself that scares me.
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How do you propose to join me on my farm?
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I am more disoriented than ever. Like bad peyote.
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I am sorry 😦 I was joking around, but I guess that didn’t come across. I have never been compared to a bad drug before. This stings 😦
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Bad peyote is good but not as good as good peyote.
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LOL 🙂 am I being damned with faint praise? LOL 🙂
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Meet me on Doi Chang is probably easier.
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Yes! Thank you, that is a wonderful idea 🙂
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Where do you want to hook up on Doi Chang?
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You know the place far better than I do. Your call.
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I will find you. Easier and safer for both of us.
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Ok, so I just fly to Chiang Rai, hop a bus or something up to Doi Chang, and then call you, and you will find me? I may have to hike to Doi Chang, I know that, but at least I will be able to see where I am going. That is how I look at it.
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Something like that.
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Lol 🙂 What could go wrong? 🙂
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Your father would have been able to give you many examples.
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I know. I miss him so much.
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RIP
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Thank you, Simon.
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Amen
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But it adds almost a month to the hike to the farm. Are you cool with that? Have you ever been bitten by a poisonous snake?
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I would far rather hike for a month with you than hike for a week by myself, so, yes, if it is ok with you, I am cool with that. Thank you!
I have never been bitten by a poisonous snake.
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What, again, are your skill sets?
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Well, I am a decent cook. I am also good with babies and elderly people, and I can do laundry all day long, every day.
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And a black thumb on a prepper’$ farm. LOL
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I have fallen into another one of your traps. 😦
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Where would you get the water to do all of that laundry?
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At the nearby river?
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How would you fetch it?
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I was thinking I would bring the laundry to the river, but that probably isn’t such a good idea, but desperate times call for desperate measures, so that is my answer: I would bring the laundry to the river.
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Like I said, how would you fetch the laundry from to the river and back to whence it came?
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With my arms?
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If you don’t want to be smart you will have to be strong.
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I want to be smart.
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Can I send one of my lieutenants to guide you for that month?
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Of course! That would be most appreciated. I just don’t want to be all by myself.
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What will you have to barter?
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Nothing, other than maybe laundry services?
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Gold ring/s?
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Gold rings? No. I have no gold rings.
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Your laundry services must be unique.
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? No impact, No idea 🙂
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One of my lieutenants is going to march for almost 2 months through tropical mountain jungle to guide you to a preppers camp for your laundry services?
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LOL 🙂 Well, I was thinking that he might do it as a favor to you, because you are such a great guy? If I had gold rings, I would barter them, but I just don’t have any.
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You must think very highly of me.
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Of course I do! You know that I do.
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You would have one of my lieutenants risk his life alone in the mountains to guide you to our (cattle) farm?
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No. After reflecting, I have changed my mind and I see now that this is not a good idea, so I will stay in America.
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Maybe Branson, MO?
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Branson, MO sounds more my speed than the jungles of Thailand. 🙂
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What trap did I set for you?
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Well, you invited me to join you on your farm, and then you laughed at the idea of having a Black Thumb on a farm, knowing that I have a black thumb. 😦 I am totally joking, fyi, just fooling around 🙂
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You could do laundry for my clan if you move to Missouri.
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I could do that! I would be happy to do that 🙂 I could cook and clean for them too 🙂 And help take care of babies and elderly people 🙂
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Can you skin deer?
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No. I have no idea how to skin deer. I hope this isn’t another trap.
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Do you like protein in your diet?
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Yes.
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Deer provide protein to hill billies and rednecks.
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Yes. I could cook the deer once it is skinned, or if someone taught me how to skin it, I am a quick learner. Please don’t give me the ok sign again. I really am a quick learner!
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You want my aunt or my cousin to teach you?
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Yes please. I am totally open to learning. Thank you.
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Are you allergic to bee stings?
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I don’t know. As far as I know, I am pretty sure that I have never been stung. One of my cousins is allergic, so I have always wondered about that, but I am literally not allergic to anything, so probably not allergic to bee stings, hopefully.
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We can see?
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Yes 🙂
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I would offer Uncle Horse Whisperer to show you but then everyone would starve.
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? Is he not good at skinning deer?
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The best.
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? Why would we all starve, then?
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Because you would distract him from his chores.
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Lol 🙂 That is so cute 🙂 Thank you. I am flattered 🙂
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U R hussy!
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Lol 🙂
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Teasing again
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Lol 🙂 🙂 🙂
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My clan has never been the type to buy venison at the store.
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I don’t think you can buy venison at the store. I don’t think I have ever had venison, but I used to eat a lot of moose in Alaska. Also, I am pretty good with a fishing rod, for some reason. Fishing isn’t something I do for fun, but every time some guy ever dragged me fishing with him, I always did pretty well. So, there is that.
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Catching farm raised catfish ain’t all that difficult, Miss Judy.
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Good! I bet I could catch them all day long 🙂
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Yep
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You could fetch them to the neighbors for bales of hay.
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Ok 🙂
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How far can you carry 100 pounds per day?
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I cannot carry 100 pounds at all, I don’t think.
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Who will haul the hay?
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My assigned partner? Your uncle? Someone?
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Making work for my peeps?
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No! I don’t want to make work for anyone. I was thinking, division of labor? I could catch the fish, and then somebody else could carry the bales of hay, and then I would do something else, and then they would do something else, and so on?
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Do you want to be in charge of the fish operation?
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I could do that: I could be in charge of catching the fish 🙂
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What happens to the fish after you catch them?
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Someone has to gut them and clean them. I have seen this done many times, but have never done it myself. I am a quick leaner.
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Will you also take care of the fish ponds?
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Yes.
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Government already does that nakrap
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Government carries bales of hay during Armageddon? I have lost the bubble.
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Government already makes unnecessary labor for the laboring classes.
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Maybe you should fly to Thailand’s Golden Triangle region instead, after further reflection?
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No, you have helped me to see the light. I think I would do much better, and be far less trouble, and be far better able to contribute something in Missouri.
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For free laundry, right?
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Well, partly. I was thinking, he could rest while I caught the fish, and then I could rest while he carried the bales of hay?
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👌
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😦 I hate that effing ok sign 😦
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Ur welcome
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LOL 😦
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You have 2 more doomsday options than you did this morning.
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LOL LOL LOL 🙂 You are so funny, thank you for making me laugh 🙂
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I will ask Uncle Z.
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It’s another trap. I knew it 😦
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Trap?
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You are right. It’s not necessarily a trap. I am just scared that you will ask your uncle and he will say No, and then I will be sad.
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Maybe his old lady would get jealous?
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You are so kind. Thank you.
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Yep
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…because I?
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That sounds pretty special to me.
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My peyote may be failing me again fyi
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I am laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my face. I have not laughed like this in a long time. Thank you.
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I won’t be there.
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LOL 🙂 Ok, Simon, where will you be????? LOL 🙂
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I’ll still be UnWoke and the connectivity between “$urvivalist Camps,” unless you want to that for me also?
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I have no idea what this means. 🙂
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Not to worry.
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Where can I begin?
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I do not know how to butcher a piglet, but maybe you could show me? I am a quick learner. 🙂
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👌
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Do you want to start out near the top of the food chain or are you willing to work alongside others in the field?
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I don’t know what this comment means, in this context. I am always willing to work alongside others, but your use of the phrase “food chain” makes me nervous. I would like to be higher up the food chain than any non humans in the area: I am totally willing to work alongside my fellow humans. I am still wondering where you will be during all of this. Why would I go to Thailand if no one I know is there? I don’t go to places where no one I know is there. 🙂
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I thought we were talking about what you are going to do if you can’t get city gas?
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LOL 🙂 Ok, now I now understand, lol. I thought you were trying to assess how useful I might be on your farm?
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I think we diverged somewhere down the line.
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“Bonus Marchers”, learning how to hold a pencil/pen/write in cursive script, surrounded by silence, etc. Battle-planning/communicating in the field a la WWII, etc.
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Speaking of which, have you ever studied ants?
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Did the Chinese invent LTE?
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Will you be coming alone, you think?
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After some reflection, I think maybe it would be best for me to stay in The United States. Hiking by myself in a foreign country where I have no idea where I am or where I am going, and am surrounded by poisonous snakes does not sound like a good idea to me. Thank you for the offer, Simon, but I think I will stay here.
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How much reflection is some?
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I miss spoke. I should not have used the word “some.” I should have just said, “After reflecting..”
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I = ST in my previous comment.
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Teasing you
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Lol 🙂
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Who makes sure that you always have easy catfish to catch all day every day forever?
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I don’t know. Whoever is in charge of the fish pond? I would need some instruction, but I am a quick learner.
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Good because we all have old backs already.
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I have a good back! I am in pretty good shape. 🙂
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Don’t you hate it when folks fake a bad back to get out of lending a hand?
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🙂 I have a very good back 🙂 Never had a back problem in my life, Thank you Lord!
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My clan will test that.
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Ok 🙂
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How long until your back goes out?
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I don’t know. My back has never gone out.
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Does everyone’s back go out eventually? I don’t understand the question.
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It seems to me that a lot of young American backs go out early without really ever having carried a load. Just sayen’
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Lol 🙂 I am not young 🙂
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Speaking of young people, though. I have never worked in a place where lots of physical strength was required, but I spent my young adulthood waitressing in busy restaurants. We had to be faster than fast, and no matter how fast we were, we were never fast enough. That was just the way it was-in restaurants, in grocery stores, everywhere. I have heard that the South has a slower pace, but up North where I was, we had to be speed demons. It was difficult. But now, I go places, and the kids working there seem to be under no pressure at all. They take their sweet time-they are slower than slow. Drives me nuts. If I were down South, or somewhere else, I would ascribe it to a different culture, but this is not a cultural thing. It’s a generational thing.
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You were right not to go for that walk in windy conditions, Hypatia. When I lived in Wisconsin, there had been a blizzard and the winds were still howling. I waited until the howling stopped and trudged outside to get the mail. A huge gust came up and I held onto the mail box post hoping I wouldn’t blown away. I swear on my keyboard that the wind was so powerful I was being blown sideways.
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Hi floridaborne! Great to see you! Hope you are feeling better 🙂
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Howdy, floridaborne! Hope you are doing well; glad to see you’re back aboard!
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Wow, this is happening in the U.S. on regular basis. I just can’t imagine. What is the solution?
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