Because You (ET) Asked For It

My latest get rich quick business idea with the pilot program targeting Israel. I have heard and read too many horror stories about what happens to these poor girls in The House of Islam so we won’t be going there.

Anyway, was batting around some ideas about how to turn my Pina friend’s newly acquired skills as a Certified Nurse’s Assistant (CNA) from a single shot black powder long rifle into a fully automatic weapon and fell upon something that might actually work.  Sure it will sound like just more crazy talk at first but please bear with me for a minute before you start shooting all kinds of holes into my little scheme/ scam.

Here goes:
1.  Will require a non-lowlife partner in each target country to place caregivers in homes there.
2.  Caregivers would pay a one time placement fee of $1,000.00 USD, $250.00 per month out of her (~80% female) first four months salary to us.  No upfront costs/ fees to anyone.
3.  Employer (the one receiving the care) pays $1.00 per day to us for every day that he employs a caregiver.  
4.  Caregiver is payed minimum wage forever.  Employer can tip as much as he wants to on top of that salary.
5.  There are approx.  60,000 caregivers in Israel.  50K legal & 10K not so much.
6.  The goal would be to eventually ‘command’ ~10% of that legal workforce.
7.  5,000 caregivers x $1,000.00 USD = $5,000,000.00 USD (one time placement fee)
8.  Employer pays us $1.00 USD per day for management services = $5,000.00 USD per day (forever).
9.  Profits split 3 ways – 1/3 each between the recruiter, the placer, and The Simon Templar.

Just to turn this whole thing up on its head. I suspect doing this in America is too difficult because we only want illegals from south of our border and mohammedans, but how I would love to place my favorite Pina in the home of an ‘Ette and/ or her saintly parent/s.