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Warrior and rabid defender of the US Constitution. We strive to remain financially friendly. Amen😇
Warrior and rabid defender of the US Constitution. We strive to remain financially friendly. Amen😇
ST UnWoked & UnVaxxed! 
Did Wattsy have anything to do with this picture, lol? 🙂
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Never mind. I just saw the logo saying “Phuket” in the corner of the picture. So, I take it that this photo was entirely Simon’s doing and had nothing to do with Wattsy 🙂 Still, whenever you post pictures of multiple girls dressed up for Christmas, I think of Wattsy. 🙂
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Go figure.
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Lol 🙂 Wattsy is a legend 🙂
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Some snowflake tore down his Confederate flag.
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That is terrible, what is wrong with some people?
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Social Justice Warriors rebalancing the cosmos in spite of us ignorant rednecks constantly obstructing their yellow brick road to utopia.
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Social justice warriors are the ones who are ignorant.
My niece has been accepted to some very prestigious schools. I am scared out of my mind. Part of me was kind of hoping that she wouldn’t go to college at all, because I am so horrified by what colleges have become.
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Is she looking for a Spanish tutor? Is she still single? Dating anyone seriously?
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Do you want to see Judy turn into Mama Bear, Simon? 🙂
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Every time you bring her up it turns into a food-fight, dude.
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That’s your fault, if you would stop talking about dating her, it would be fine. 🙂
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Not going to happen until she become betrothed to another, superior suitor.
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Dude, she is too young for you! Accept it, move on. 🙂
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She is exactly 1/2 my age minus 7 as per government and USMC regulation.
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Dream on, dude, it will never happen, I would never allow it 🙂
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Don’t mess with The Mother Hen Society, Simon-Do Not Cross Us 🙂
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Yes mother (of hen society) dearest.
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LOL 🙂
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Independently wealthy and have her own car?
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Nope 🙂
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Good.
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One of my friends from college used to refer to his older sisters as “The Mother Hen Society”, and I used to laugh and laugh and laugh: I thought that was so funny when I was 19 and in no danger of being considered part of the Mother Hen Society. Now, I find myself a member. Karma is a bitch. 🙂
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Madam JAX, is she cute? We haven’t even covered the basics yet, dude.
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She is cute as a button, and you are allowed nowhere near her.
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There are no basics to cover. She is off limits. Accept it, move on. 🙂
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Can you at least give me her phone number before you go?
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Be careful, Simon. You are treading on thin ice 🙂
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Whatever you do in life, don’t place yourself on the wrong side of The Mother Hen Society. 🙂
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I have survived it before but not without bruising and scars.
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“I have survived it before but not without bruising and scars.”
LOL 🙂
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This is how a grateful nation shows its appreciation for a lifetime of service?
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She is too young for you! I will strongly encourage her to date young military guys, close to her in age. You are just too old, Simon, I am sorry. 😦
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Well that is a fine ‘welcome home and thank you for your service.’
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Sorry, dude, really I am, but she is just too young for you. Maybe try dating chicks in their 30’s? 🙂
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Besides, the young military guys will thank me for this: they don’t want to compete with you. You don’t appreciate what I am doing, but young military guys will 🙂
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“Maybe try dating chicks in their 30’s? 🙂”
You mean chix already in the Mother Hen Society? Why in the world…?!?
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LOL LOL LOL 🙂 LOL LOL LOL 🙂 Too funny 🙂
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“Besides, the young military guys will thank me for this: they don’t want to compete with you. You don’t appreciate what I am doing, but young military guys will 🙂”
So you see, Simon, it isn’t just older women who are standing in your way: young men are blocking your path as well. Everyone is against you in this matter. I am sorry. As my Dad always said, “The only thing worse than growing old is dying young.”
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