Humor in Uniform Recruit Depot

We were maybe an hour before graduating Parris Island and being called Marines for the first time when a strange thing occurred. We were in platoon formation marching to the parade deck for the ceremony and the DI calls my platoon to a halt. He then puts us at ease and points out eye-candy walking with purpose towards the viewing stand.

He asks if any of us know who she is. I request permission to speak before answering in the affirmative. Without missing a beat he says, “Where is her fucking seeing eye d0g?” and puts us back to attention then forward march.

Semper Fi Out