It was not about the wearing of perfume, it was the theme of every commercial….the plastic woman with a plastic man, made up to be the Queen of Sheba and Adonis in an impossible garden, oozing sexuality that is not realistic….and you do not even know what the hell they are advertising, “make believe Harlequin” or flowing gowns with pearl necklaces. Who is their audience, the shut in hermit who is petting her 52 cats while watching “The Bachelorette” and dreaming it was her?
Good question because I believe there is none despite what Hollywood convinces itself to believe. If anything, we all watch those commercials as rubberneckers. Which is precisely why we’re all so fascinated with the Mafia- I’ve watched Godfather 1,2,3, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, the Sopranos, etc. time and time again because I can’t believe those people exist!
We’re all interested in a world that doesn’t subsist for us, no?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s was my breakthrough. 🙂 After watching that movie decades ago, I still wear little black dresses and black Ray Bans and I’d be lying that during every shopping trip, the question in the back of my mind is not WWAD?
Because I’m so tired of discussing politics, let’s have some fun and let our female members list some of their favorite celebrities who could possibly sell sex. 🙂
I’ll start:
1. Johnny Depp BEFORE he stopped washing his hair, gained a lot of weight, and tattooed his entire body. He was at his height in Donnie Brasco.
2. Brad Pitt BEFORE he abandoned all hygienic grooming as well. I prefer to remember him as he appeared in A River Runs Through It and Legends of The Fall. Yowser!
3. And my personal favorite… Clay Matthews, former NFL linebacker. Word has it that he’s a nice guy too which makes him even more attractive.
Adrienne Barbeau had to appear live at a CBS TV station where I volunteered during telethons. She, just by being, made me take notice of females in a different way; until that moment in time, baseball (catching) was everything.
So cute 🙂 One of my most precious memories is of walking my little brother home from his first day or first week-I can’t remember-of first grade. He explained to me in very serious tones that he was in love with a little black haired girl in his class. Over 40 years later, I don’t think he has ever even looked at a woman unless she has dark hair.
Could it be that I am perhaps blind to the master race’s (calm down, in my mind this means female to include blondes) sex signals?
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LOL 🙂
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With that, Ã Dieu vous commant from Unleashed! command post (CP) somewhere deep in the Golden Triangle.
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Sex sells to people who don’t get any. Just sayen …
The rest of us think it is in poor taste to discuss private business.
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Touché
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You mean like every perfume commercial that ever existed?
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Whoa! I wear Chanel No.5 because it’s a lovely scent; there are no ulterior motives, I can assure you.
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My fave (for the master race) too!
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It was not about the wearing of perfume, it was the theme of every commercial….the plastic woman with a plastic man, made up to be the Queen of Sheba and Adonis in an impossible garden, oozing sexuality that is not realistic….and you do not even know what the hell they are advertising, “make believe Harlequin” or flowing gowns with pearl necklaces. Who is their audience, the shut in hermit who is petting her 52 cats while watching “The Bachelorette” and dreaming it was her?
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Poetry in motion, TES.
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“Who is their audience… ?”
Good question because I believe there is none despite what Hollywood convinces itself to believe. If anything, we all watch those commercials as rubberneckers. Which is precisely why we’re all so fascinated with the Mafia- I’ve watched Godfather 1,2,3, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, the Sopranos, etc. time and time again because I can’t believe those people exist!
We’re all interested in a world that doesn’t subsist for us, no?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s was my breakthrough. 🙂 After watching that movie decades ago, I still wear little black dresses and black Ray Bans and I’d be lying that during every shopping trip, the question in the back of my mind is not WWAD?
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“target only (normal) men and lesbians”
Gotta say just one word: “Fabio”…
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Lol 🙂 Good one, Nanda 🙂
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Indeed!
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Bill Hicks did a routine on sex in advertising. It was crude, hilarious and he hit the nail on the head.
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Because I’m so tired of discussing politics, let’s have some fun and let our female members list some of their favorite celebrities who could possibly sell sex. 🙂
I’ll start:
1. Johnny Depp BEFORE he stopped washing his hair, gained a lot of weight, and tattooed his entire body. He was at his height in Donnie Brasco.
2. Brad Pitt BEFORE he abandoned all hygienic grooming as well. I prefer to remember him as he appeared in A River Runs Through It and Legends of The Fall. Yowser!
3. And my personal favorite… Clay Matthews, former NFL linebacker. Word has it that he’s a nice guy too which makes him even more attractive.
Ladies?
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Tom Selleck, Gregory Peck, James Stewart, Gary Sinise, Paul Newman, and of course, Fabio. Nice guys finish first.
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GP is a definite like! Selleck seems to get better as he gets older.
You’re making me giggle with Fabio, Panda…
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Yes, ma’am! Sam Elliot, too: oh, and Roger Moore, friend of Audrey, non?
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Nanda, you are so cute. 🙂
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Outside of his role as Navy JAG in “A Few Good Men,” I could never buy into any of Tom Cruise’s movie characters.
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He is a pretty boy for sure and no Laurence Olivier, but I was surprised at his performance in Born on the Fourth of July.
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Adrienne Barbeau had to appear live at a CBS TV station where I volunteered during telethons. She, just by being, made me take notice of females in a different way; until that moment in time, baseball (catching) was everything.
https://miscagallery.blogspot.com/2020/01/17-best-pictures-of-adrienne-barbeau.html
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So cute 🙂 One of my most precious memories is of walking my little brother home from his first day or first week-I can’t remember-of first grade. He explained to me in very serious tones that he was in love with a little black haired girl in his class. Over 40 years later, I don’t think he has ever even looked at a woman unless she has dark hair.
Some men start earlier than others, lol 🙂
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