The Emperor’s New Mask

America has gone insane.

Yeah, I know you’re thinking “Tell us sump’n we don’t know!”

Okay: masks don’t work! Or did you know that? Think about it: we’re,
talkin’ microbes here. When you suck in air, which is tortuously hard to do wearing even one of those party-favor lite paper masks, the virus is tiny enuf to ride in with it, Duh!(if that’s not offensive). The “experts” pretty much admitted that from the beginning.

Oh, but now we’re ordered to wear ‘em to protect other people!

Well, y’see, when you breathe out, your breath doesn’t stay inside your mask. It comes out around the edges. That’s the reason your sunglasses get fogged up. Du—-sorry! Old habits die hard.

I heard my BMD joking that he now tells people he has a new “magic” mask. Oh, yeah! You mean you don’t have one yet?

So it occurred to me that…