I have put up a couple of dating profiles. I am not really looking for a date, I just browse through when I am bored, and I enjoy seeing messages coming into my inbox, even though I hardly ever read them. It gives my ego a boost. Is that wrong?
Anyway, I was browsing through a dating site for cowboys tonight, and there was a guy who looked for all the world like Santa Clause-white hair, white beard-and his headline said, “Ride Me Like A Stallion” He wasn’t wearing a shirt.
I will never be able to think about Santa in the same way again. I feel like my innocence has been destroyed. LOL 🙂
FYI: if you are doing online dating, don’t do what that guy did. Especially if you look like Santa Clause 🙂
ST UnWoked & UnVaxxed! 
Thank God Santa and Mrs. Claus didn’t have children. One of them coulda grown up—wait, CAN immortal children “grow up”?—and written a tell-all book about dad à la Mary Trump….
Your post gives the pop Christmas song “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” a whole new meaning….
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LOL 🙂 You are too funny, Hypatia 🙂
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Lol.
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