Because sheβs so gorgeous. Iβm good at self deception, I seldom see women I envy, but look at this girl, her eyes, her perfect skin, that bikini. It does make me..wistful.
My Dad told me a story of a unit that served in the Pacific during WWII; they invaded an island, and were fully expecting to be engaged with the enemy in a fierce battle-but when they stormed the beach, countless numbers (or numbers, anyway) of lovely Polynesian girls ran out to greet them. And they never had to fight at all, at least not on that island: they spent their time on that island hanging out with the Polynesian girls.
My Dad actually met a guy who served in that unit: he was walking around the local mall for exercise in the winter, and sat on a bench to take a break, where he was joined by another man about his age, they started talking, and it turned out the guy had served in that unit: my Dad was delighted to meet him. π
My college girlfriends and I used to laugh at how our fathers would check out our friends: it was so cute, and my Dad did it too. He and my Mom were married for over 50 years, he was the most loving and devoted father and husband this world has ever seen, and he often (always?) checked out my friends.
A wise old ( but still PFH) βcroneβ π± once told you, me boyo: when you seek advise and consent from women concerning your sexual conquests, it doesnβt have the effect you think it has. (Or maybe you DID get that…?)
Even if not too fat, do you agree she is a bit long in the tooth for me?
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Am I missing something? Where is the picture?
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I’ll answer both of your questions at once:
You’re crazy!!
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Is that your professional opinion?
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Sigh … I don’t know what else I can do.
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So cruel…
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I don’t know what you mean, Hypatia. It isn’t exactly a secret that men like to look at pretty young women. How is that cruel?
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Because sheβs so gorgeous. Iβm good at self deception, I seldom see women I envy, but look at this girl, her eyes, her perfect skin, that bikini. It does make me..wistful.
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Lol π I can relate π
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I got it the first time! I am patting myself on the back with one hand and typing this with the other.
U go ST!
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Simon knew what I meant, dincha, laddie?
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Yes ma’am. Shoa ’nuff did.
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Would you care to see the PG-13 videos of her dancing?
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Even Kiplinger fell for his banging, brown, beautiful, Burmese babe.
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My Dad told me a story of a unit that served in the Pacific during WWII; they invaded an island, and were fully expecting to be engaged with the enemy in a fierce battle-but when they stormed the beach, countless numbers (or numbers, anyway) of lovely Polynesian girls ran out to greet them. And they never had to fight at all, at least not on that island: they spent their time on that island hanging out with the Polynesian girls.
My Dad actually met a guy who served in that unit: he was walking around the local mall for exercise in the winter, and sat on a bench to take a break, where he was joined by another man about his age, they started talking, and it turned out the guy had served in that unit: my Dad was delighted to meet him. π
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Cool story.
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“…they spent their time on that island hanging out with the Polynesian girls.”
Good duty — if you can get it!
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Lol, I know, right? So funny π
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They can be intoxicating.
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That is maybe the most beautiful pool I have ever seen anywhere: it’s an awesome pool π
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Pool? Everyone besides me who does not see a pool in this pic, please raise your left hand.
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Lol π
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My college girlfriends and I used to laugh at how our fathers would check out our friends: it was so cute, and my Dad did it too. He and my Mom were married for over 50 years, he was the most loving and devoted father and husband this world has ever seen, and he often (always?) checked out my friends.
Men are men, and they are awesome π
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I admire her flexibility. You notice those kinds of things at my age. Just sayen’
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LOL π
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I am not getting much interest from d’Ettes on the vdo offer. Perhaps if I rented them out I could create more demand? Yea, that’s the ticket.
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Lol π You are incorrigible π
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Your welcome, madam.
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Lol π
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β4 dβdudesβ? There are no dudes here, except sometimes Sando, and he strikes me as a glamorous Bollywood type. Back to Comment 1…π€
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Giggle. True dat.
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Truth be told, I am merely seeking dating advice from the wonderfully cosmopolitan ‘Ettes.
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A wise old ( but still PFH) βcroneβ π± once told you, me boyo: when you seek advise and consent from women concerning your sexual conquests, it doesnβt have the effect you think it has. (Or maybe you DID get that…?)
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Dating is not an exact science. I am always trying to get intel from the enemy’s camp.
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I sometimes wonder whether or not she is working for the skin trade. Just sayen’
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