…with God and with men, and hast prevailed.” So says the ”man” for whom Jacob waited alone at the Ford of Jabbok, and with whom he wrestled until daybreak. You know the story or think you do: the received version is that the adversary was an angel, or maybe God Himself. The being cannot escape … Continue reading “As a Prince Thou Hast Power…” →

Bob Dylan is 81. If, like me, you loved his last album, then please go to American Thinker blog.,and read both ”Not Dark Yet” Posts, and listen to the embedded covers by Joan Baez and Elvis Presley. It’s a Great Divide, of only a few years in either direction. If you're one of those who … Continue reading “…I got nothin’ but affection/ For the ones who sailed with me” →

We had it so good in America for so long that now were like an old dotard snipping up all her clothes. Does she think she’s ”fixing” them? making brilliant alterations? Whatevs—the fact is we’re confronted with the awful spectacle of her standing there in a dirty nightgown, smiling contentedly at a pile of shredded … Continue reading Everything Good is Bad! →

Bygone-Hapless seem to think ”Maga King” and ”Ultra Maga” are derogatory epithets that’ll win ’em the election. Lame-0! Actually today Im ordering a T shirt emblazoned with each. This could be 2024’s “deplorables”! Also i think I might have one of my own invention printed up: MAGAlomania! But heres what really IS unbearably sad and … Continue reading Shirt Alert! →

….these abide, said St Paul. Welp—not any more. Let’s review: Faith is still okay, as long as it’s not Christianity or Judaism. Christianity is too tied up with “Western imperialism/colonialism” . And Judaism? whatever it is now, it aint the old time religion of the Chosen People. but if you wanna be a Muslim, Buddhist, … Continue reading Faith, Hope and Charity →

Our latest privation in Bygone-Harris’ America is : baby formula! people are panicking. (i wonder if its the same people who are so frantic to prevent babies from ever seeing the blesséd light of the sun.) Ladies: Have you forgotten that you can produce your OWN ”baby formula”, right in the comfort of your own … Continue reading Mammary Loss →

..apologies to Feydeau. But today i found one! Actually IN my ear! i didnt feel it, you dont feel ticks (except, in my experience, when they emerge on to your face and disturb the very sensitive, fine, invisible hairs we have there … maybe they’re like a cat’s whiskers? But by what i consider a … Continue reading A Tick in her Ear →

….because, when it cones down to it, all the Dems have to do is dangle federal funding in front of state and local officials. And the federal government will NEVER run out of funds. It can’t, because as a ” sovereign currency issuer” , it is the source of all our money! it doesn't need … Continue reading Yes, there WILL be a “Ministry of Truth” →

By now im sure youve seen the video of Nina Jankowitz, (the chairman of Bygone-Hapless’ new Board of Disniformation), singing the song from the movie Mary Poppins. Hence my epithet. Have you read P.L.Travers’ Mary Poppins books? They are actually far from the saccharine sweetness of the Julie Andrews movie. Mary is scary. She totally … Continue reading Mary Poopins →

Okay i have had enough of acting the diligent executor. My sister, my soul: come out come out wherever you are! This thing about you being dead can’t be true, it’s….preposterous. It’s wrong. I’ve played along, but enough is enough, i don't want to play any more. I want to talk to you. You who … Continue reading Roll the Credits →