Category: Sex

While you were sleeping, I came up with a plan that just might save America.

Now don’t get me wrong this is going to be a close run thing for sure; but since we’ve decided to turn our military into Girl Scout Brownies thereby leaving us defenseless against the ChiComs, Ruskis, and Salafists, just to name a few, I’ve come up with a plan that just might work. Due to … Continue reading While you were sleeping, I came up with a plan that just might save America. →

Saint Valentine’s Day Poem

Time to tweak this bad-boy. Just wanted to bring it to mind and tell you I wrote it on Valentine's Day after finishing a plate of baby-back ribs at Applebees, cold and alone on FEB 14. I asked the waitress for a piece of paper and pen because the poem sort of fell into my … Continue reading Saint Valentine’s Day Poem →

Squatters Rights in Costa Rica

To show that it does not have to be all about me all the time, today I’d like to take a side road into the box canyon where my German friend, Jorg, got shot. First of all Jorg was undeniably a 30-something stud, straight up. Good looking, tall & lean, permanently tanned, cock strong, and … Continue reading Squatters Rights in Costa Rica →

Saint Valentine’s Day Poem

Time to tweak this bad-boy. Cut me to the bone with your tongue Break my heart with your tortures But my Love when you turn your smile onto me the pain and heartbreak go away and I recall why and know that I love you