Do You Ever Kick Back…

...smoke a doobie and wonder how many current girlfriends (GFs) your stalker/s are 100% 24/7/11 lurking the Facebook and/or Instagram accounts 0f said GFs? How many pure "parasites" do you reckon ¡ST UnWoke! has? She is neither a lurker nor parasite but a natural-born giver (AKA "a keeper").

Saint Valentine’s Day Poem

Time to tweak this bad-boy. Just wanted to bring it to mind and tell you I wrote it on Valentine's Day after finishing a plate of baby-back ribs at Applebees, cold and alone on FEB 14. I asked the waitress for a piece of paper and pen because the poem sort of fell into my … Continue reading Saint Valentine’s Day Poem